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 couple went to have their baby delivered... Upon arrival, the doctor said there is this new technology that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father, via a machine. He asked if they were willing to ...
A guy goes fishing every Saturday morning. He gets up early and eager, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes, all day long. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long...
 woman got married, but her husband was abusive. She got remarried and that husband ran out on her. She got married again and that husband failed in bed. Finally, she put an ad in the paper: "Looking for a man who won't abuse me, w...
A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vagina?" She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at ...
Regardless of what you may hear, there''s still many women these dayswho are excellent "housekeepers". Seems each time they get a divorce,they keep the house. , 'Divorce jokes', 'Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thed...
I was married  times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I''ll never marry again. My first  wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my rd wife died of a fractured skull." "That''s a shame." said h...
 A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"She said, "I''d love to be ten again."On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the...