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Posted: 4/19/2015

Q: What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A: A marsbar!
Submitted by: Sarah

Q: Why did the sun go to school?
A: To get brighter!
Submitted by: Kassandra

Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
A: When it’s full.
Submitted by: Devon

Q: what do you call a tick on the moon?
A: A luna-tick

Q:What kind of music do planets sing?

Q: What’s a light-year?
A: The same as a regular year, but with less calories.

Q: Why did the cow go in the spaceship?
A: It wanted to see the mooooooon!
Submitted by: Delaney

Q: What do planets like to read?
A: Comet books!
Submitted by: Bethany

Q: What did the alien say to the garden?
A: Take me to your weeder!
Submitted by: Evan

Q: Why don’t aliens eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny!
Submitted by: Pixey

Q: What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?
A: The space bar!
Submitted by: Annie

Q: Why did the cow go to outer space?
A: To visit the milky way.
Submitted by: Erin

Q: Where would an astronaut park his space ship?
A: A parking meteor!
Submitted by: Lulu

Q: What was the first animal in space?
A: The cow that jumped over the moon!

Q: Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?
A: Because Mercury moved in.
Submitted by: LeeAnn

Q: What did the alien say to the cat?
A: Take me to your litter.
Submitted by: Shawn and Tony

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
A: He was looking for Pluto.
Submitted by: Tany

Q: What do you call a loony spaceman?
A: An astronut.

Q: What did the alien say when he was out of room?
A: I’m all spaced out!

Q: What do aliens on the metric system say?
A: Take me to your liter.
Submitted by: Macsmom

Q: Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?
A: Because there was no atmosphere.