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Posted: 5/15/2013
Category: Holiday Humor

T'was the night before Christmas    All the through the house not a creature was stirring not even a fucking mouse.    Mom in the whorehouse and dad in jail, I just sat down for the end of a tale.    Then there rose such a clatter I sprang from my sister-in-law to see what was the matter.    I went to the window to throw out the hash and I told old fat Santa to kiss my ass.    Then that big fat bastard came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, then that big fat bastard fell.    He filled our stockings with cases of beer and a rubber dick for the family queer.    He then said " Good night to all it's been one hell of a night